Coming soon
Chonk Merch Waitlist
Posters, totes, mugs — all printed on demand from your favourite chonk. Drop your email and we'll ping you when production opens.
[ Join the waitlist ]The merch LINEUP
Three first-run products. More if the chonk demand is real.
Chonk Poster
Wall-ready 8×10" matte print of your chonkiest result.
From A$24
Chonk Tote
Heavyweight cotton tote with a custom chonk graphic.
From A$29
Chonk Mug
Ceramic mug with the meme caption of your choosing.
From A$22
2,400+On the waitlist
14 daysAverage lead time
20%Profit to rescues
Join the merch waitlist
Magic-link sign-in not required. We'll email when the first batch opens.
Make a chonk first
Generate a chonk, then come back and slap it on a poster.